Skyward Skeptic Mugs

Atheists Airline

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Two airplanes

Ornithologist

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Student driver"

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

Angel Crash

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Airport

Amelia Earhart

"Byeee... see you soon!"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

Mile high skydivers

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

Angel and ecology

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School