Skyward Storyteller Mugs

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

The Post Office's new cheap 18th class mailing system for printed material.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Two airplanes

Ornithologist

'At least we're still in first class.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

"Student driver"

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Angel Crash

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Graduation Day 2020

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Amelia Earhart

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

"Byeee... see you soon!"

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Angel and ecology

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

Mile high skydivers