Skyward Storyteller Pillows

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

The Post Office's new cheap 18th class mailing system for printed material.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

Ornithologist

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'At least we're still in first class.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

A man shoots at a drone.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Student driver"

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

Angel Crash

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Angel and ecology

Graduation Day 2020

Amelia Earhart

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Byeee... see you soon!"

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."