Skyward Scholar Gifts

Kite Graduation

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Ornithologist

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

A man shoots at a drone.

"Student driver"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Angel Crash

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Graduation Day 2020

Amelia Earhart

Angel and ecology

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Mile high skydivers

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"