Skyward Humorist Gifts

"Student driver"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

Ornithologist

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

A man shoots at a drone.

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

Angel Crash

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Amelia Earhart

Graduation Day 2020

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Mile high skydivers

Angel and ecology

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School