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"Student driver"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Two airplanes

Ornithologist

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Angel Crash

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Airport

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

Graduation Day 2020

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Angel and ecology

Amelia Earhart

Mile high skydivers

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

At this time we'd like to seat students in rows one to four. - Flight School

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