Skyward Scout Gifts

Ornithologist

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

A man shoots at a drone.

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Student driver"

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

Angel Crash

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Airport

"Byeee... see you soon!"

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Graduation Day 2020

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

Amelia Earhart

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

Angel and ecology

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.