Skydiving Humorist Pillows

Laundry Chutes.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The rocket powered skiier

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Cow Blue Arrows

'Flight simulator'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Moon's Portaloo.

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"A sad incident at LaGuardia Airport today as a depressed 757 landed and burst into tears."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

After our sun sheds the last of its energy and collapses in on itself... ...after the solar systems degraded, their planets flung out and consumed... And after those billions of stars in their billions of galaxies are all slowly snuffed out one by one... ...and after the last of the supermassive black holes evaporates... A single last question will remain, drifting through the long, cosmic dark... To renew your universe, please update your payment details.

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Stand up comedians from outer space.