"Here, I finally 'found time' to get you that water you asked for in the middle of boarding."
Sky High Jester Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the playful spirit of the Sky High Jester? Our curated collection of creative products highlights clever humor and lively artistry, perfect for those who love to see humor in the skies and beyond. Whether it's for a friend who adores quirky art or a loved one with a zest for the eccentric, these gifts blend wit with imagination, making every smile sky-high.
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
Cow Blue Arrows
Beer Order
'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'
Ski kicker.
"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."
"Actually, they all look alike to me."
Monks play conkers with crucifix
Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!
Show Jumping Tantrums
'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'
"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."
"The Real Reason For Global Warming."
Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'
'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'
Rugby oldies
'Just a minute, I forgot something.'
"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"
'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'
Multiple Migs
"Wow, I've never met an astronomer before."
The Ekert Saga: '...Oh...did I fahget to mention it happened behfah, physicists call it the big bang..'
"Last dunk and then we need to do work."
"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"
'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'
'Hey you earthling! Today is the last day of your life!' - Hello Houston... Something is telling me this is the last day of my life!
Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!
"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."
'Your glaucoma will never improve this way, Buzzy.'
'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.
'What do you mean there's no specific rule that forbids a center fielder from doing that?'
Acme Skydiving School.
Radiology: 'Numbskull of the month' award.
"Mind where you're going next time."
Sky High Jester Gifts Collection
Sky High Jester Mugs
Explore our collection of Sky High Jester mugs and discover humorous, artistic designs that brighten mornings and inspire smiles.
Sky High Jester Pillows
Browse our collection of Sky High Jester pillows to add a fun, artistic touch to your home decor with a humorous flair.
Sky High Jester Prints
Discover vibrant, witty prints inspired by the Sky High Jester to elevate your wall art with creative humor.
Sky High Jester T-Shirts
Check out our Sky High Jester t-shirts for playful, imaginative designs that make a quirky statement for any casual wardrobe.