Sky High Eats Pillows

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Business-Class.

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Multiple Migs

Unusual Washing Line

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

Acme Skydiving School.

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"Weeee. . . isn't this fun spot?"

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

Air Billiards

"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

An awkward fear of heights...

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

'I'll pass on the liqueurs ,you never know who's watching out there...'

Airline- The Restaurant

'Well, she did it to me again... Left overs!'

'These hotshot business types think they own the sky.'

"First he said, "I bet I fly more than you. Then she said, "Oh yeah?!" And then it all went down hill from there."

"Here, I finally 'found time' to get you that water you asked for in the middle of boarding."

Dog walk