Sky High Eats Prints

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Business-Class.

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

Multiple Migs

Unusual Washing Line

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

Acme Skydiving School.

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

An awkward fear of heights...

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

Air Billiards

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"

"Weeee. . . isn't this fun spot?"

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

"First he said, "I bet I fly more than you. Then she said, "Oh yeah?!" And then it all went down hill from there."

'I'll pass on the liqueurs ,you never know who's watching out there...'

'Well, she did it to me again... Left overs!'

Airline- The Restaurant

'These hotshot business types think they own the sky.'

Dog walk

Airplane crash