Sky High Challenger Prints

"First he said, "I bet I fly more than you. Then she said, "Oh yeah?!" And then it all went down hill from there."

Cow Blue Arrows

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Business-Class.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

Multiple Migs

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Unusual Washing Line

'What on earth are you doing? Watch your flaps! Increase altitude ... ' Back Seat Pilots: another reason to make cockpits inaccessible to passengers.

Acme Skydiving School.

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

"Weeee. . . isn't this fun spot?"

Air Billiards

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

An awkward fear of heights...

'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

Karate

'I'll pass on the liqueurs ,you never know who's watching out there...'

'Well, she did it to me again... Left overs!'

'These hotshot business types think they own the sky.'

Dog walk

Airplane crash