Sky Cleaner Gifts

Skyscrapers.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Airlines

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Now it fits.'

Birds Following Witch.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Hot Air Balloon

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Pest Control

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

Birds on the wing

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'