Sky Admirer Gifts

"They all look like ankles."

'This is the life right? Let me know if you see any rodents or anything.'

"That one looks like... never mind it changed. That one kind of looks like... never mind, it also changed. That one... never mind."

"I'll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Sunsets in Bath

Hmmm... those clouds look quite threatening...

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Employee of the Month Parking

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Roads with a view.

Life and Death

Football

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Now hiring.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Sunrise and Sunset

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."