City Sky Gazer Gifts

Balcony hot air balloon.

"Good game."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'T.M.I.F.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

Man showing in the rain.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Birds Following Witch.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Hot Air Balloon

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."