Skulls Pillows

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

A skeleton in a Tattoo parlor getting the skeleton's version of the Skull and crossbones

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Love at First Sight

'Hamlet'

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

Rock on Grandma!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

Shakespearean Actor

The Power of Positive Stinking

Punkcakes

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

'Take some more. You need the calories.'

"No offense."

"Skunk! How is it?"

The Forensic Paleontologist

X-ray of body shows skull.

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

Twisters

'Don't move,R alph. There's a buck of a lifetime walking out into the open.'