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Alas poor Yorrick

'Hamlet'

"Look, a bug!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Holding hands

Heading off with a packed bag

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

The Airport.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Rock on Grandma!

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Hows it coming?'

Confusing directions.

Shakespearean Actor

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Punkcakes

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

Tourist Directions

Boss With Whistle.

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

X-ray of body shows skull.

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

The Forensic Paleontologist

Born to play ball.

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"No wonder you're struggling with your novel. You're not wearing your writer's hat."

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."

"I've just had the most horrible dream!"

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,