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Alas poor Yorrick

'Hamlet'

"Look, a bug!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Holding hands

Heading off with a packed bag

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

The Airport.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"It makes you look old."

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Rock on Grandma!

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Hows it coming?'

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Confusing directions.

Boss With Whistle.

Tourist Directions

Shakespearean Actor

Punkcakes

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"

'Your poetry totally captures the raw, primitive essence of the writing workshops you've attended.'

The Forensic Paleontologist

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

Born to play ball.

X-ray of body shows skull.

"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio."

"No wonder you're struggling with your novel. You're not wearing your writer's hat."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Sand timer with cow skull caught in middle,

"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."