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'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

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'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Born to play ball.

Your Eyesore Here.

"All this just to take a selfy!"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

Alas poor Yorrick

An Excellent Excuse.

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Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

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'This camera can't take panoramas.'

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The Evolution of fish

'I'm still looking for love.'

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

'This meeting's over at 4:00? I'll request a 3:55 wake up call.'

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."

Where chiropractors go on holiday