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A black belt in karate as well as a chiropractor, Dr. Glynn attempts to adjust the spines of three patients all at once.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Wedding selfie stick

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

'Wow ... Mother Nature is almost as good as Instagram.'

'I've been told I grind my teeth while I'm napping at work.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

Born to play ball.

"We love your desserts...they're the most photogenic in town!"

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Your Eyesore Here.

"All this just to take a selfy!"

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

An Excellent Excuse.

Alas poor Yorrick

Napquest

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

Witch

Seaside Selfie Stick

'This camera can't take panoramas.'

The Evolution of fish

'I'm still looking for love.'

'Hey, nice hammock, Gary.'

'This meeting's over at 4:00? I'll request a 3:55 wake up call.'

"I'm looking for an outside interest I can do from my couch."