Catcher Extraordinaire Pillows

Born to play ball.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'You lifted your head.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Alternative fielding positions

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Belief and Trust.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"He's a keeper!"

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Welcome to our team.

'Have you heard the fisherman's song. . .To dream the impossibe bream.'

Shows Bundt

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Working Together

Fetching the Ball

"You know, you're giving away my heater when you put on the oven mitt."

'It's part of working as a team, Michael, we all have to make a sacrifice now and again.'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

Hunting

'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

Trans Rights are Human Rights

"I'm sorry, but that one was too close to call."