Giant Catcher Pillows

"He's a keeper!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Fishing

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Stick Dreams

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"I slept funny!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

Shows Bundt

Dreaming pets.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Born to play ball.

Vegan Insomnia