Giant Catcher T-Shirts

"He's a keeper!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Fishing

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

Stick Dreams

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

"I slept funny!"

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'You say that you dreamt you got a job here?... And in your dream did you have a better CV than this?'

Dreaming pets.

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Born to play ball.

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

Shows Bundt

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

'Okay, fine. . . Then could you just spread the money out on your desk so I can see what it would've looked like?'