Spider Catcher Extraordinaire Pillows

"But darling, I disagree. I think that we do share the important jobs equally. You manage the house and the children and I catch spiders and put the bins out."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

"He's a keeper!"

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'Are we there yet?'

Spider Web Stocking

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

God is a spider.

'Furthermore, Your Honor, Miss Muffet's testimony ignored a much larger civil rights issue: the defendant's right to come along and sit down beside her in a clearly marked public space!'