Skiver Supreme Pillows

'I brought my doctor to verify why you're not at work, Shapiro.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Not again!"

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"For big, important things, it's the Met and the Modern, of course—but the Whitney is great for stocking-stuffers."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

'And...?'

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

'I tried faking a fever by putting a hot cloth on my forehead. My plan was foiled when my mom checked my pop-up thermometer.'

'I hope he's all right. That Times is three weeks old.'

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."

Downhill skier collides with mountain climbers.

'I need a sick note to cover me for the London Olympics.'

"The teacher says you tried to fake a furball cough to get out of doing the Maths test!"

"I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead."

"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."

"I don't know, honey. What do you feel like doing?"

'What cloak of invisibility? Just admit that you missed work yesterday.'

'On the bright side, I can now tell all my lawyer friends I argued in front of the supreme court.'