Skiver Pillows

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty, little bug.'

Fishing from the Pier

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

"Not again!"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

'It's not safe the way it is. It could fall on someone.'

'I hope he's all right. That Times is three weeks old.'

'I tried faking a fever by putting a hot cloth on my forehead. My plan was foiled when my mom checked my pop-up thermometer.'

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Death warmed up.

"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."

'I need a sick note to cover me for the London Olympics.'

Downhill skier collides with mountain climbers.

"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."

"The teacher says you tried to fake a furball cough to get out of doing the Maths test!"

'What cloak of invisibility? Just admit that you missed work yesterday.'