Skincare Sorcerer Pillows

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Too much concealer?"

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

New Twenty Blades

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

Dating is so expensive...

"It's a recipe for self-care."

The experiment went wrong...

Beauty regime

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

"It was built from a scratch."

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"Are we at the undercoat stage yet, or is this still the primer?"

'Do you just add more layers as you get older, Mom?'

'Do you have a shampoo for damaged hair?'

"Fine, but that's the old you talking. The new you would never ask for a refund."

Lady Macbeth in the morning

'All I'm saying is that we need to be a bit more careful with our money...'