Skin Sorcerers Pillows

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Hardware and software

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"And now from downtown!"

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Vegan Voldemort

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

Itemicia: The muse of itemized deductions

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Neat Trick.

Organic Beans

"Do you have a scent which will attract customers to our fees?"