Skin Sorcerers Pillows

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Hardware and software

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"And now from downtown!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

Vegan Voldemort

'I don't care WHO started it!'

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Itemicia: The muse of itemized deductions

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Neat Trick.

Organic Beans

"Why don't you see a good dermatologist?"

"Do you have a scent which will attract customers to our fees?"