Sweet-toothed Sorcerers Pillows

"One kiddie cone."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Two lovers matched by their love of food

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

'Okay, okay! You can have a lick of my sucker.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Wiccapedia.

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

When I see you I turn to jelly!

"Cemetery Pie"

'He was getting tetchy over the duopsony for the last sweeting.'

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

"He may be a famous artist, but I find his work too chocolate-boxy."

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"You said I could have one cookie before dinner."

Festistive Devices

'Given the downward slope of our demand curve...order more jelly beans.'

'This is my throwback potion. Bat wing, eye of newt, hair of dog and real sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.'

'We found Daddy's credit card - How much do you want for your sweet shop?'

A Guide To Suspicious Candy

"What? It's after memorial day!"

"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"

Lollipop Man.