Sartorial Sorcerers Pillows

"What? It's after memorial day!"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Rocking Witches.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"And now from downtown!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Wiccapedia.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Saxophone summoning.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

The Wizard.

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Heavenwood

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!