Sartorial Sorcerers Pillows

"What? It's after memorial day!"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Rocking Witches.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"And now from downtown!"

Wiccapedia.

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

The Wizard.

Saxophone summoning.

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Heavenwood

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

All dressed up - Nowhere to go.

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

GoodWitchBadWitch.com, online clothes catalogue for moody people. What do you think?

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