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Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Fortune teller sits beneath a sign 'Wrinkles Read Here'

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'Silicone implant ward.'

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

" ... because this job is dangerous enough without having to worry about dry, flaky skin."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Lady Macbeth in the morning

Botox secretary.

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

'So I still haven't met anyone else who has a blow dryer that requires two people.'

"Either she's had a lot of Botox, or her face is buffering."

Cut & blow dry.

'Spread it on, lick it off.'

Shaving with a Very Sharp Blade

'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'

"Yes sir Mr Jagger looks like there's oooone left," - Angelina Jolie buys lip balm,