Skill Pioneer T-Shirts

'By golly, you've erected a whole new skill set.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"So how much money do you make?"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

Castaway harnessing electricity.