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"Well I did consider a career as a 'nursie'...but then I opted for the more rewarding option of specialising in particle physics and nanotechnology."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

Run, Mike, Run!

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

Now hiring.

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

"I don't get it. I got a job at a fulfillment center and yet I'm still miserable!"

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'