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"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

Dare to be different.

Modular Offices

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

'Wheel.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

"Does it not gladden the heart to see Lowry adapt so well to our new low overhead policy?"

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!