Skiing Selfie King Gifts

Not the moment for a selfie...

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Selfie Stick

Giraffe Selfie

The Modern Novel.

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Sistine Selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Influence this."

Modern Narcissism

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Selfie

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Book Worm

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Man chases after his skis.

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Social Influencers Anonymous.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

Selfie Man

"I'm just gonna reach in my pocket real slowly, get my phone and take a few selfies with you guys. Cool?"