Skiing Selfie King Mugs

Not the moment for a selfie...

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Giraffe Selfie

Selfie Stick

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Sistine Selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Influence this."

Modern Narcissism

"These kids and their shellfies..."

Book Worm

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

Selfie

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

Man chases after his skis.

Statue of Liberty Taking a Selfie

Social Influencers Anonymous.

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"I'm just gonna reach in my pocket real slowly, get my phone and take a few selfies with you guys. Cool?"

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Selfie Man