Ski Wordplay Lover Gifts

"DOWNHILL skiing, not uphill skiing. The clue's in the name."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Staff support"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Vlad the Inhaler

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

Lesser known greek gods,

Gay Times...

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Please Drove Carefully.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Out damn Spot

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"It feels good to unwind..."

Czarcasm

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Cake Free Zone

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

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