Skeptical Jester Pillows

'I mean, you can imagine my surprise -I'm an atheist.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Gooseberry Fool...

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

I am one with stupid.

Fishing Contest

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

'It's the simple things.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Having an owner like him isn't as much fun as you'd imagine. All I get to eat are left over custard pies!"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'My teacher says if I made bad grades, I'm spending too much time in front of the TV. I say if I made good grades, I'm spending too much time at school.'

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

Mr. Science Times

"Respect every snowflake as you clear my driveway."