Skeptical Jester Mugs

'I mean, you can imagine my surprise -I'm an atheist.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Gooseberry Fool...

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

I am one with stupid.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

Fishing Contest

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'It's the simple things.'

'Act your shoe size, not your age.'

'Now I need to find Tim Washburn in accounting so I can serve him divorce papers.'

"What makes you think you're always the victim?"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"Having an owner like him isn't as much fun as you'd imagine. All I get to eat are left over custard pies!"

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

'My teacher says if I made bad grades, I'm spending too much time in front of the TV. I say if I made good grades, I'm spending too much time at school.'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Mr. Science Times