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'Don't scoff, she's the best futures analyst we've ever had.'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

Too late he started realizing that it wasn't fake news after all.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Descartes's Demon

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

'So help me, which god?'

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Oh my god!'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

"Yes, I've read the bible. I've also read 'Harry Potter', but I don't believe in wizards."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Ponzi Schemes Inc

Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on.

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

'You know, folks, if they still haven't made you paranoid enough, here's something ELSE for you to think about.... What if Benghazi was just a DISTRACTION?'

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"