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The Source of all water

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

"Now do you believe me?"

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

Descartes's Demon

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Ponzi Schemes Inc

Fortune telling

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

'Hmmm, this is too good to be true: I can smell a rat...'

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'