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Frank starts to reconsider his atheist beliefs.

Fear/Knowledge

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The new Physics

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

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