Skeptic's Challenge T-Shirts

"Stop saying Christians are gullible because we 'believe donkeys can talk'! There's only one talking donkey in the bible, and it happened a very long time ago."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The new Physics

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

Experts through the ages.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'