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Michel de Montaigne

"I propose the three of us close our eyes and observe a moment of silence. During that time, we will allow your god to speak for himself... I predict his voice will sound like a door slam."

"You prayed for me to stop mocking your religion, yet I'm still doing it? It's almost as if your god is not real."

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Channelling on the Cheap

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The new Physics

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Experts through the ages.

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Govt. UK led by Seance

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."