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'Don't believe everything you read.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"Now do you believe me?"

'A Federally-funded study released today proves conclusively that taxes are good for the economy....'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment