Skeptic Turned Believer Mugs

'Don't scoff, she's the best futures analyst we've ever had.'

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

Too late he started realizing that it wasn't fake news after all.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Never go to a church during a hurricane. They only provide shelter from taxes."

Descartes's Demon

'So help me, which god?'

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"Any church that requires a fire hydrant is admitting it's a fraud."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'Oh my god!'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Ponzi Schemes Inc

'You know, folks, if they still haven't made you paranoid enough, here's something ELSE for you to think about.... What if Benghazi was just a DISTRACTION?'

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."

Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on.

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

"We didn't learn anything today. We had to unlearn what the substitute taught us yesterday."