Skeptic Soul Pillows

A man pondering the theory of evolution

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Skeptic Tank.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Channelling on the Cheap

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The new Physics

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Govt. UK led by Seance

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'