Skeptic Pillows

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

'What's the catch?'

"I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is."

'That's not an accident. I left out chapter 7 and 11 on purpose.'

Beware of Cynic.

'We've researched these facts beyond a doubt. . . keeping in mind, of course, that 'research', 'facts' and 'doubt' are all open to interpretation.'

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

"I want you to know that genetically modified food are completely safe to eat..."

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

'Waaiiiit a minute here... how do I know you're the real fraud department and not just posing as one?'

Beware Tax Rebate Scammers...

'Congratulations! You have won a new car in our Super Sweepstakes contest. Please send us the $25,000 processing fee to collect your free prize...'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Government Interference with Science.

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

Dogmaril...

Conspiracy theorist

Born again Atheist

"This looks good."

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

Boolean configuration with 'fact' in the center, with intersecting circles labeled 'fantasy,' 'urban legend,' and 'hype'.

'Before we start our field tests, could somebody placate the Mountain God.'

'Don't trust him David - he's an authority figure.'

America's funniest investment scams

"Don't think for a minute that I've mellowed!"

"Some conspiracy nut!"

Irrefutable Evidence.

Frank was right not to trust statistics...the numbers lie!

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

'What would you do if you had ten million pounds?'

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."