Skeptic Mugs

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

'What's the catch?'

"I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is."

Beware of Cynic.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'We've researched these facts beyond a doubt. . . keeping in mind, of course, that 'research', 'facts' and 'doubt' are all open to interpretation.'

"I want you to know that genetically modified food are completely safe to eat..."

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

Beware Tax Rebate Scammers...

'Congratulations! You have won a new car in our Super Sweepstakes contest. Please send us the $25,000 processing fee to collect your free prize...'

'Waaiiiit a minute here... how do I know you're the real fraud department and not just posing as one?'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Government Interference with Science.

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

'Before we start our field tests, could somebody placate the Mountain God.'

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Conspiracy theorist

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

Dogmaril...

Boolean configuration with 'fact' in the center, with intersecting circles labeled 'fantasy,' 'urban legend,' and 'hype'.

'Don't trust him David - he's an authority figure.'

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

Born again Atheist

"Don't think for a minute that I've mellowed!"

Irrefutable Evidence.

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

Frank was right not to trust statistics...the numbers lie!

America's funniest investment scams

'I was just checking your records, Kleinzweck, and you have a Ph.D.. in pseudoscience!'

'What would you do if you had ten million pounds?'

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

'The presence of what look like standard torch batteries proves conclusively that the craft was designed by super intelligent beings so that if it was captured it would be mistaken for a hoax.'

"Perhaps you'd like a second opinion?"

Channelling on the Cheap