Skepticism Pillows

The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'What's the catch?'

Descartes's Demon

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'If I knew how to get rich quick, would I be sitting on a mountain-top all day?'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

Government Interference with Science.

Dogmaril...

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

Conspiracy theorist

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Flat Earth Society

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

A man pondering the theory of evolution

'A word of warning - don't believe everything you hear!'

"If atheism is good enough for dogs, it's good enough for you."

'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'

"Which God are you praying to? The one who caused the tragedy or the one who did nothing to stop it?"

"Why do you mock Jesus?"

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

'Thank you for calling Dial-A-Psychic. In your immediate financial future, I see you throwing away $3.99 per minute...'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Join the club.'

Skeptic Tank.

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"I already know about religion. That's why I'm an atheist."

Superstition is the religion of fools. So is religion.

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."