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The Invention of Religion: 'Ok, here's how it works...first, you never question anything I tell you...'

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'What's the catch?'

Descartes's Demon

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'If I knew how to get rich quick, would I be sitting on a mountain-top all day?'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

Government Interference with Science.

Dogmaril...

Conspiracy theorist

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

'These smart pills are overpriced!"

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

'Yeah, but I'm afraid that those in favor of teaching 'Intelligent Design' never met my husband.'

"Some conspiracy nut!"

"If atheism is good enough for dogs, it's good enough for you."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Why do you mock Jesus?"

'A word of warning - don't believe everything you hear!'

"Which God are you praying to? The one who caused the tragedy or the one who did nothing to stop it?"

Skeptic Tank.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'

"I already know about religion. That's why I'm an atheist."

Superstition is the religion of fools. So is religion.

A man pondering the theory of evolution

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"Wow! My calculations show that on Christmas night, Santa Claus will visit 1 house every .83 seconds!"

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Join the club.'

Flat Earth Society

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'